Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize