...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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