Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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