just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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