Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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