does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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