He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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