Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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