sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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