I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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