i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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