I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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