dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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