I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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