is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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