Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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