I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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