that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize