I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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