We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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