She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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