Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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