That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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