did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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