okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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