Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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