lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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