called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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