# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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