Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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