I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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