do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..