We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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