So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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