white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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