is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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