i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
As shirtless as possible
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I want to fling myself into the sun
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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