great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
