if i can run in heels then i can drive
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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