Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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