i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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