Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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