I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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