Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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