Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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