My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
a search helicopter?!
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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