sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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