Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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