Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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