Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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