Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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