stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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