Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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