Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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